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Old October 7th, 2008, 3:32 am
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"Let's face it. This is NOT the worst thing you've caught me doing"-Ironman

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"I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE!"-Independence Day


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Old October 7th, 2008, 3:50 am
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There are so many great ones already mentioned!
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"You’re gonna need a bigger boat."
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"Juuust a bit outside!" -Harry Doyle, Major League
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Correct-a-mundo! - Pulp Fiction
I love all these lines!

Some other classics:
"I've been savin' this money for a divorce if ever I get a husband." --It's a Wonderful Life
"George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't like them either so that makes it all even." --It's a Wonderful Life
"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." --Ferris Buelller's Day Off
"Vegas, baby. Vegas!" --Swingers
Bob Wallace: "How do you do?" Doris: "Mutual, I'm sure." --White Christmas
"This is true love - you think this happens every day?" --The Princess Bride


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Old October 7th, 2008, 4:40 am
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Princess Bride:
"'Allo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Inconceivable!"
"Is this a kissing book?"

Jurassic Park
"If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"
"You think they'll have that on the tour?"

Titanic
"Will the lifeboats be seated according to class?"
"So, you wanna go to a real party?"

All About Eve
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!"

Poltergeist
"They're heeerree"

Finding Nemo
"Fish are friends, not food"
"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming"
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy"


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"You're terrible Muriel." -Muriels Wedding. This one makes me laugh.

I don't think anyone has put this one in yet... "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."-The Wizard of Oz

And this one... "Bond. James Bond."-From all of the James Bond movies.


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"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

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"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

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not technicly a ONE liner but still funny as hell

"She turned me into a newt"
"A newt?"
"I got better"


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"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." --Ferris Buelller's Day Off
Heyyyy batta batta batta, sa-wing battaa.
Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?
When Cameron was in Egypt's land...let my Cameron go.
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Jurassic Park
"If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"
"You think they'll have that on the tour?"
Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.
That is one big pile of ...
You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? *breathes on the camera*
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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" -Dirty Dancing


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"I feel the need..the need for Speed" Top Gun (I think)


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From The Fellowship of the Ring:

Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak.
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural


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OMG Freelantzer I'm surprised at you....you didn't post the BEST one...I was saving it for you or PBG....

"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?"


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OMG Freelantzer I'm surprised at you....you didn't post the BEST one...I was saving it for you or PBG....

"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?"
I would never steal your line from you, Potter_fan!

Here's another that I thought of from The Shining--
"Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrence." (super creepy)


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"I think what we have here is a failure to communicate"--Cool Hand Luke (R.I.P., Paul Newman)

"They call me Mr. Tibbs!"--In the Heat of the Night (thank God, Sidney Poitier is still with us!)


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"Hide the rum!" - Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates 2

"My peanut." - Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates 3


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"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" --The Wizard of Oz


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"What about Jack, we can't leave without him!"
*mob comes around corner*
"Time to go."

Pirates 2, as I recall!


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"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... honestly! It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
- Curse Of The Black Pearl.
My favourite quote of all time. :] It's so clever.

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"well as far as me goes...I just like to blow things up" Vinny-"Atlantis:the lost Empire"


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"I see your drinking one percent, is that because you think your fat? 'Cause your not...you could be drinking whole if you wanted to"-Napoleon Dynamatie.


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"I see your drinking one percent, is that because you think your fat? 'Cause your not...you could be drinking whole if you wanted to"-Napoleon Dynamatie.
SUPERB!!

"Vote for Pedro!"
"Tina! Come get some ham!"
"I need my chapstick! My lips hurt real bad!"
"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore."
"You know… there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!"
"Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. "

Also, though not a one liner....
Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

And another, simply because at this stage the tears are streaming down my face...
Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

And third time lucky...
Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1: That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2: Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.

Sorry about that.. but anyone who's seen it will know exactly why I typed that out.. So... funny. I am actually crying at this stage!!


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