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Old September 1st, 2007, 12:52 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Draco Malfoy has the best ones

You alright there scarhead?

Training for the ballet potter?

Saint Potter!

Maybe if that fat lump would have given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse

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Old September 1st, 2007, 12:57 am
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Gilderoy Lockhart: As you can see the bone is no longer broken.
Hagrid: Broken? There's no bones left!

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Old September 2nd, 2007, 3:24 pm
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CoS:

Mrs. Weasley: Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley: Did you really? How did it go?
*Mrs. Weasley hits him*
Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.

Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs.
Seamus: No, ma'am, he's just fainted.
Prof. Sprout: Yes, well, just leave him there.

Mr. Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Ron: Say it, I'm doomed.
Harry: You're doomed.

Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire. ( It's the way he says it that makes it funny!)


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Old September 2nd, 2007, 3:45 pm
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Ron: The spiders! The Spiders want me to top dance! I don't want to tap dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron!
Ron: Tell them! Yeah... tell them.....snore.
haha
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Old September 4th, 2007, 7:04 am
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Harry Potter, age 12... suspect entrant in the Tri Wizard tournament. His eyes swimming with the ghosts of his past...and choking back tears...

(I love the abrupt switch in the tone of Rita's voice with the last line when Harry crumples the paper.)

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Old September 4th, 2007, 12:31 pm
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Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do!
Harry: Who doesn't?

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!
*Flies off*
Hermione: What an idiot!

Hermione: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This is light?


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Old September 4th, 2007, 1:25 pm
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your harry potter!! im hermione granger..and you are?
*mouth full* ron weasley
pleasure
hermiones humour & sarcasm was perfect

run along and play with your chemistry set!

he was their friend!! (i gotta have a laugh at a display of dans bad acting)

ginny, mum sent you a dress
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Old September 4th, 2007, 1:29 pm
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ginny, mum sent you a dress
im not wearing that its ghastly
Hilarious!!

Also:

Harry: Is there a bonnet? Aha!
Ron: Put those down Harry!


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Old September 5th, 2007, 5:00 am
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In GoF, as they are all reaching their tent and all pile in leaving Harry till the last, and he looks at what is clearly a 2 man tent, yet all these people have just gotten in, thinking like there's no way, and he pulls the flap back to find a 5 room tent with all kinds of furniture in it.

Harry just grins, and says to himself, "I love magic!"

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Old September 5th, 2007, 5:43 pm
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SS: "That thing has a name!?"
CoS: "Hello...who are you?"
PoA: "Run along and play with your Chemestry Set!"
GoF: "How are you?" "Spectacular..."
OOTP: "Sorry Professor...I must not tell a lie"


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Old September 6th, 2007, 7:43 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

"That's rubbish!" Twins GOF (a giggle line, it's not an overly great line or anything spectacular, but it made me giggle the first time I heard it...I wish they'd kept in Fred's "No JOKING!" line, though).
The Durmstrang kid booing over Harry taking second in the second task of the tournament (I don't know why, but the solitary boo makes me giggle).


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

I like Umbridge's line "deep down, you want to be punished," or something to that effect.


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Old September 7th, 2007, 3:30 am
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"Did What? Bye. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm" Dumbledore.


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Old September 7th, 2007, 4:29 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

In Socerors Stone, everything said by Uncle Vernon, after the first letter is pure gold, especially the Sunday line, his facial expressions along with delivery are amazing. In Chamber of Secrets, I love the line " Interesting place, do you live here?" Lockhart was gold in that movie. In Prisoner of Azcaban, gotta love "the spiders want me to tapdance, I don't wanna tap dance" "You tell those spiders Ron" "Yeah, yeah I'll tell um". In Goblet of Fire it was "the Chinese Fireball ohhhh" hands down. Not quite sure for order, haven't seen it in a while.


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Old September 7th, 2007, 10:40 pm
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"I think I'll have some pudding"

<any nargle line>
yeah or just any line which involves Luna Lovegood.

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Hagrid: "Who told you about Fluffy?"
Ron: "That thing has a name?"

McGonagall: "I will not have, in one night, besmirchiing the name by behaving like a bunch of babbling bumbling band of babboons."

Neville: "I've killed Harry Potter!"

Ootp

Harry: "Sorry professor but I must not tell lies"

Snape: "Obviously"

Hermione: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon,"

Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger,"
These are all hillarious wow i'm in fits of giggles right now...i'm having trouble typing.

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Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do!
Harry: Who doesn't?

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!
*Flies off*
Hermione: What an idiot!

Hermione: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This is light?
Wow 'what an idiot' i almost forgot that line how could i forget?!

I also like: 'now ifyou two don't mind i'm going to bed before one of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse...expelled'

AND

'YOU! you foul, loathesome, evil little cockroach'

*a little while later*

'that felt good'
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Old September 8th, 2007, 4:43 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

"Dumbledore's got style" you should have seen the entire theater! They were applauding and laughing so hard.


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Old September 8th, 2007, 10:13 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Hmm...

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I just love Ricard Griffiths little "haha!" after that, it's so hilarious!

CoS
The entire scene with polyjuice!Ron and polyjuice!Harry. Every single thing Tom Felton did in that scene was awesome. Gotta love that hammy acting!

PoA
"The Grin? What's the Grin?"
"Not the Grin, you idiot, the Grim!"
I don't know why, but everytime I hear that I burst out into laughter, which is increased when random kid comes on and is all omens and catching smoke and stuff.

GoF
"You know the Prefects Bathroom on the 5th floor?"
*Harry nods*
*lol* It's so random, why would he know that? It sounds like he's talking about the Huffepuff common room, or something more well known, not the bathroom!

OotP
Voldemort: "Aah?" (when he's dueling with Dumbledore and realizes his glass spell didn't work).
Oh. My. Gosh. That probably was the funniest things in the entire series. His face!


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Old September 8th, 2007, 10:30 pm
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Hmm..

GoF
"You know the Prefects Bathroom on the 5th floor?"
*Harry nods*
*lol* It's so random, why would he know that? It sounds like he's talking about the Huffepuff common room, or something more well known, not the bathroom!
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an adaptation of that one i love it when Cedric says: 'Try taking a bath' or something along those lines ....dan's face its like ''What are you suggesting??''


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Old September 8th, 2007, 10:59 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

I know! And the way Cedric sort of leans in awkwardly is hilarious! And that scene has always looked a little, er, suggestive. At least it did to my sister and I! When we want a laugh, we just go and watch GoF! Or Spinal Tap...but that's an entirely different story!

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Old September 8th, 2007, 11:02 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Ah In GoF after the first task when all the Gryffindors are celebrating in their common room and Ron's trying to explain how he really told Harry about the dragons and then Harry makes this face and says something along the lines of,

"How could I have gotten that - that's completely mental."

I love that part.

Oh and in OotP when Ron and Hermione are skulking around in the background of Grimmauld Place on Christmas.

Hermione: Why wont you wear that jacket.
Ron: Because I look like a freaking idiot!


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