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Old January 2nd, 2012, 8:36 pm
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8th film...

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Old January 4th, 2012, 7:25 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

I forget the line exactly but in "GoF" when Rita Skeeter is interviewing Harry in the broom cupboard about his entering the TriWizard Tournament. She says something about how does Harry think his parents would feel, given his need to prove himself, if they would be proud of him or concerned that he was exhibiting a "psychotic death wish"....LOL!!!


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Old January 4th, 2012, 3:16 pm
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I watched Half-Blood Prince again last night, and I'd forgotten how many golden lines there are in this one...

Harry: Have you ever fixed a nose before?
Luna: No, but I've done several toes, and how different are they, really?

Ginny: He's covered in blood. Why's he always covered in blood?

Ron: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow!
Harry: ...I'd kinda worked that much out for myself, funny enough.

Hermione: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're The Chosen One!
Harry: But I am The Chosen One.
(whack)

Not to mention the whole "nice skin" conversation between Harry and Ron, concluding with Harry's "...I think I'll be going to bed now." It's like a wizarding Seinfeld.

Oh, and "HI!" God, that kills me.


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Old January 4th, 2012, 3:36 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

don't forget Ron's "did you and Ginny do it???" to Harry just after H/G kissed in the Room of Requirement after they hid the Potions book....

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I watched Half-Blood Prince again last night, and I'd forgotten how many golden lines there are in this one...

Harry: Have you ever fixed a nose before?
Luna: No, but I've done several toes, and how different are they, really?

Ginny: He's covered in blood. Why's he always covered in blood?

Ron: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow!
Harry: ...I'd kinda worked that much out for myself, funny enough.

Hermione: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're The Chosen One!
Harry: But I am The Chosen One.
(whack)

Not to mention the whole "nice skin" conversation between Harry and Ron, concluding with Harry's "...I think I'll be going to bed now." It's like a wizarding Seinfeld.

Oh, and "HI!" God, that kills me.


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Old January 4th, 2012, 10:18 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

^
And Mcgonagall's line "Take Weasley with you, he looks far to happy over there." That one gets me every time.


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Old January 4th, 2012, 11:46 pm
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and don't forget

Prof. McGonagall: “Why is it, that whenever anything happens, it’s always you three?”

Ron: “Believe me, Professor. I’ve been asking myself that same question for the past six years.”

That part still gets me xD


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Old January 5th, 2012, 12:48 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

pretty much anything in the Half-Blood Prince

the funniest movie by far!


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Old January 5th, 2012, 4:40 am
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I watched Half-Blood Prince again last night, and I'd forgotten how many golden lines there are in this one...

Harry: Have you ever fixed a nose before?
Luna: No, but I've done several toes, and how different are they, really?

Ginny: He's covered in blood. Why's he always covered in blood?

Ron: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow!
Harry: ...I'd kinda worked that much out for myself, funny enough.

Hermione: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're The Chosen One!
Harry: But I am The Chosen One.
(whack)

Not to mention the whole "nice skin" conversation between Harry and Ron, concluding with Harry's "...I think I'll be going to bed now." It's like a wizarding Seinfeld.

Oh, and "HI!" God, that kills me.
I always thought that HBP was surprisingly funny, considering how dark the storyline was. I absolutely loved the "nice skin" discussion -- great delivery of lines there by both Dan & Rupert. Also, I find Dan's entire "felix potion" scenario very funny as well, especially the "pinchers" impression....


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Old January 7th, 2012, 7:15 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

I'm particularly fond with this line of Harry's in DH1:

Hermione: Harry, you already destroyed one horcrux! Tom Riddle's diary, in the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry: With a basilisk fang, if you tell me you got one of those in that bloody beaded bag of yours.

I love Harry's response there and the way Dan delivers it. It's really sarcastic and remind me of Harry's sarcasm and humor in the book.


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Old January 9th, 2012, 4:19 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

I think a lot of Dumbledores quotes can be considered funny, especially after watching this video


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Old January 9th, 2012, 6:47 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

Snape in OOTP when Umbridge asks him about applying for the DADA post.

"But you were unsuccessful?"

"Obviously"

Kills me every time


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Old January 9th, 2012, 6:56 pm
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Snape in OOTP when Umbridge asks him about applying for the DADA post.

"But you were unsuccessful?"

"Obviously"

Kills me every time
I love that, too. No one can pull it off like Rickman.


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Old January 21st, 2012, 9:56 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

I may be paraphrasing but in Deathly Hallows Part 2 when the trio have just gone back to
Hogwarts.

Harry: There's something we need to find. Something here in the castle, that will help us to defeat you-know-who.
Neville: Great, what is it?
Harry: We don't know.
Dean: Where is it?
Harry: We don't know that either. I realise it's not much to go on.
Seamus: ..That's nothing to go on.


Seamus' delivery and expression is priceless!


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Old January 23rd, 2012, 12:06 am
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Nothing like the truth and innocence of Dobby

Bellatrix: "You dropped that chandelier trying to kill me!"
Dobby: "Dobby did not wish to kill, just to maim or seriously injure!"

I also really wish that Ron's reaction to flying on a thestral towards the end of OotP would have been included in the film, considering how he couldn't have seen it. I think it would have been a golden Ron freak out moment.


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Spiders, they want me to tapdance, i don't want to tapdance...:lol


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Ron about his clothes for the Yule Ball:

"I look like my great aunt Tessie!



...I smell like my great aunt Tessie "


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Re: Funniest lines in the films

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Hermione: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're The Chosen One!
Harry: But I am The Chosen One.
(whack)

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I laugh very hard each time I remember this.

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Neville : You always LOSE, HA!. (Well, or something like that)
It's not that funny line but I just love his sudden reaction.


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Hermione: Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed before any of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.
Ron: She's really got to sort out her priorities.

Lockhart: Fear not, you'll still have your Potions master when I'm through with him.

Umbridge: You applied first for Defense Against The Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Snape: Yes.
Umbridge: But you were not successful?
Snape: Obviously.
*Ron snorts and Snape smacks him over the head*

Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Umbridge: Snape, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you bought the Veritaserum?
Snape: I'm afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating students, the last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison Potter - and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
*Snape turns to leave*
Harry: He's got Padfoot...he's got Padfoot at the place that it's hidden.
Umbride: Padfoot? What is Padfoot...who is Padfoot, well what's he talking about Snape?
Snape: No idea.

Dumbledore: What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.

Dumbledore: I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee...Mm, alas, earwax!

Hagrid: Shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that.

Hagrid: Dry up Dursley, you great prune.

Mrs. Weasley: Fred, you next.
George: He's not Fred, I am.
Fred: Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.
Mrs Weasley: Oh I'm sorry George.
Fred: I'm only joking, I am Fred.

Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards. Pathetic! We've got final exams coming up soon.
Ron: I'm ready! Ask me any question
Hermione: All right, what are the three most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness Potion?
Ron: I forgot.
Hermione: And what, may I ask, do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exam?
Ron: Copy off you.
Hermione: No, you won't! Besides, according to Professor McGonagall, we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell.
Ron: That's insulting! It's as if they don't trust us!

Neville: Only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.


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Old March 12th, 2012, 1:09 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

I know this isn't the funniest, but it deserves a mention.

In PoA, during the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Lupin calls Neville up to the front. Right as he walks up for some reason Lupin says "Hello" in a really silly way that just makes me laugh every time lol.


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Old March 12th, 2012, 3:31 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

There's a couple:

Mr. Weasley: "Tell me, Harry. What is the function of a rubber duck?"

Ron: "Follow the spiders! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies..."

Lupin: "You live with your grandmother, is that correct?"
Neville: "Yes, but I don't want that boggart to turn into her either."

Ron: "Nobody could feel all that at once, they'd explode."
Hermione: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon."

Fred and George: "Look! We're twins!"

Fleur: "Don't look at me, Bill, I'm hideous."


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