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Old October 24th, 2008, 3:57 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

I love the line in the second movie.

Harry: Well, we'll follow the spiders.
Ron: Follow the spiders.....why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?

So funny.


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Old October 24th, 2008, 5:24 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Here's some of mine, separated by film:
Sorcerer's Stone
[after Harry mentions Fluffy to Hagrid]
Hagrid: Who told you 'bout Fluffy?
Ron: Fluffy?
Hermione: That thing has a name?

Hermione: Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you can come up with another clever idea to get us all killed - or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities!

Hermione: Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like... *real* wizard's chess, do you?
Ron: [looks around] You there, D5!
[one of the giant black pawns crosses the board, the white pawn smashes it with a violent blow]
Ron: [swallows] Yes, Hermione, I think this is gonna be *exactly* like wizard's chess.
[Ron and Emma's delivery is what makes this funny]

Chamber of Secrets
[after using a spell to mend Harry's broken arm, Lockhart inadvertently removes all the bones in it]
Gilderoy Lockhart: Ah... well, yes, that can sometimes happen. But as you can see, the bone is no longer broken.
Hagrid: Broken? There's no bones left!
Gilderoy Lockhart: Much more flexible, though.

Hagrid: What are you doing here? Get outta my house!
Lucius Malfoy: Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your...
[looks around, disgusted]
Lucius Malfoy: You call this a house?
[Jason Isaacs's delivery makes this one funny]

Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!

Ron: I didn't mean to open it.
[pause]
Ron: It was badly wrapped.
[pause]
Ron: [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: Did not!

after being "attacked" by Buckbeak the hippogriff]
Malfoy: You're going to regret this.
Hagrid: Class dismissed.
Malfoy: You and your bloody chicken.
[Tom Felton's delivery is just great]

Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing! Are you in the beyond? I think you are!
Ron: Sure...
Professor Trelawney: Look at the cup, tell me what you see!
Ron: Oh yeah... well, Harry's got a sort of wonky cross... that's trials and suffering. And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that's happiness, so... you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it...

Ron: She's gone mental, Hermione has. I mean, not that she wasn't always mental, but now it's out in the open for everyone to see!

Hermione: Is that what my hair looks like from the back?

Goblet of Fire
Ginny: [helping a speechless and queasy looking Ron into the common room] It's ok, Ron. It's alright. It doesn't matter.
Harry: What happened to you?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur Delacour out.
Hermione: What?
Harry: What did she say?
Hermione: No, of course.
[Ron shakes his head in pained embarrassment]
Hermione: She said yes?
Ron: Don't be silly. There she was, just walking by... you know how I like it when they walk... I couldn't help it... it just sort of slipped out!
Ginny: Actually, he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
Harry: What did you do then?
Ron: What else? I ran for it!

Professor McGonagall: Inside every girl is a swan, waiting to burst out in flight.
Ron: [whispering] Something is about to burst out of Eloise Midgen, but I don't think it's a swan.

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Teach - is that a student?
Professor Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

Order of the Phoenix
Ron Weasley: Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you...
Hermione Granger: I'll know you've gone back to normal.

Luna Lovegood: [regarding Hogwarts's Food] I hope they have pudding.

Harry Potter: This is mad. Who'd want to be taught by me? I'm a nutter, remember?
Ron Weasley: Look on the bright side. You can't be any worse than old toad face.
Harry Potter: Thanks, Ron.
Ron Weasley: I'm here for you, mate.

[Hermione screams as Grawp grabs her and lifts her up]
Rubeus Hagrid: Grawpy, that is not polite!
Ron Weasley: Hagrid, do something!
Rubeus Hagrid: We talked about this! You do not grab, do you? That is your new friend, Hermione!
[Ron swings a tree branch at Grawp's foot. Grawp looks down, puzzled, and shifts his foot slightly, knocking Ron back]
Hermione Granger: Grawp! Put-me-down!
[Grawp stares blankly]
Hermione Granger: *Now*!
[Grawp puts Hermione down gently and turns away shamefully]
Ron Weasley: Are you alright?
Hermione Granger: Fine. He just needs a firm hand, that's all.
Harry Potter: I think you've got an admirer.


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Old October 28th, 2008, 1:51 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

In Order of the Phoenix at the Hog's Head:

Ron: Because You Know Who's back you toss pot...

That line just makes me giggle.


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Old October 28th, 2008, 2:21 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

The one Niffler08 said-
Ron: Because You Know Who's back you toss pot... has to be my fave line in all the flims!


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Old October 28th, 2008, 11:45 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Fred, Gorage, and Snape are the funniest! But Snape dosen't mean to!


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I love the line in the second movie.

Harry: Well, we'll follow the spiders.
Ron: Follow the spiders.....why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?

So funny.
I laughed my head off when I first saw that

I also quit like when the Twins repeat ''Babbling Bumbling Band of Baboons'' - Quite hilarious.

Ron: Well Hermione, you're a girl.
Hermione: Well spotted.
Also quite funny.

Mrs. Weasley: "Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night."
Mr. Weasley: "Did you now! How'd it go?"
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

most things that Mr Weasley says in CoS are hilarious!!
Snapes "obviously" in OotP was brill too!
Stan Shunpike - "choo doin' down there?"


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Not the absolute funniest, but I laughed at Lockhart's "this is an odd sort of place...do you live here?"


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

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Mr. Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
This is my favorite line in the films thus far. The thing that makes this so funny for me was thinking about how you might actually go about explaining this to someone who had never heard of a rubber duck before!


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

The first two sentences in the first book were pretty funny!


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

"You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!"

"Seamus was bang out of order, mate."

"So you're gonna suffer...but you're gonna be happy about it." (Even funnier is Hermione's expression when this is said.)

"Hey guys, guys. Why the long faces?!" The shrunken head on the Knight Bus is without a doubt the greatest addition to the movies, in my opinion.

"Because You-Know-Who's back, you toss pot."

Anything Bellatrix says.


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

COS:

Professor Sprout: Longbottoms been neglecting his earmuffs..

Seamus: No man, i think he just fainted.

Pro Sprout: Yes well....just leave him there....

watching it on tv right now...made me laugh


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

I'm watching it on tv too.I love Ron's line to Harry in Aragog's lair,"can we panic now?" Hilarious


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

"Do you want me to open it? Who wants me to open it?"

It's the best/worst/cheesiest line in the movie

But as for legit funny I would say when Harry walks past 2 kids in HBP when he is on FF and just simply says "HI".....inside joke


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Hermione: "Would You Stop Eating, your best friend is missing!!"
Ron: "Turn around you lunatic"

Ron: "Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"

Vernon Dursley: "Our boy's gone yumpy!"

Dumbledore: "I do love knitting patterns"

Hermione: "Everyone this is Luny Luv...Luna Lovegood.....what an interesting necklace"

Ron: "Whatsa Nargle?"


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In PoA...

*Ron jerks awake*
"Sp- Spiders, they want me to tap dance, I don't want to tap dance!"


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SS- Hermione-"I took this out for a little bit of light reading" while she slams it on the desk.

Ron "You call that light" the way she looks at him. I've always wonder why the other boy sitting there never jumped ?

CoS- "Didn't know you could read"
Anything with Professor Lockhart

PoA- "Your gonna suffer but be happy about it

Gof- The whole dancing lessons scene. "Why do they travel in pack's. Anything with the Yule ball.

OotP- After Ginny does her Reducto spell

HBP- "Pie"
" Did you do it"

Rupert/Ron lines come to think of it when dealing with all the movies. Can't list them all.


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

These are my favourites:

"Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
(Hermione raises wand at Malfoy)
Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
(Hermione lowers wand)
Ron: (Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose)
(Malfoy and friends run away)
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, Brilliant"

Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and...
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Ron: [as Harry lays unconcious] Looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?
Fred Weasley: Peaky? What'd you expect him to look like? He fell fifty feet.
George Weasley: Yeah, c'mon, Ron. We'll walk you off the Astronomy Tower and see how you come out looking.
Harry: Probably a right sight better than he normally does.
[he opens his eyes to see everyone is with him]
Hermione: Harry! How are you feeling?
Harry: [he slips on his glasses] Brilliant.
Fred Weasley: Gave us a right good scare, mate.
Harry: What happened?
Ron: You fell off your broom.
Harry: Really? I meant the match. Who won?

[Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library]
Hermione Granger: [snaps her fingers] Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
[Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper]
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!

Ron Weasley: How much are these?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: How much for me?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: I'm your brother!
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 10 galleons.


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

In the first movie...

"Lucky we didn't panick" Ron after he was nearly killed by the Devils Snare.


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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

I knew this would happen when I opened this thread, I've ended up quoting almost everything on this page

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Harry: Well, we'll follow the spiders.
Ron: Follow the spiders.....why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?
So typical Ron as well! I remember watching this for the first time, couldn't stop laughing! Rupert has such brilliant comedic timing and does the funniest face expressions

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[after using a spell to mend Harry's broken arm, Lockhart inadvertently removes all the bones in it]
Gilderoy Lockhart: Ah... well, yes, that can sometimes happen. But as you can see, the bone is no longer broken.
Hagrid: Broken? There's no bones left!
Gilderoy Lockhart: Much more flexible, though.
You have to admit any scene with Lockhart was really funny! Kenneth Branagh plays him so perfectly! His little wink and hearty laugh makes everything that comes out of his mouth instantly funny!

His best line for me has to be when he says 'Well I didn't get rid of the Banshee just by smiling at her. *Hearty Laugh*
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
(I think a part of that also might be something to do with Ron's face when he says that lol)

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Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!
You found that funny?! I thought it was really moving the way Emma deliverd that line, really felt how hurt she was by Ron's rudeness.

Quote:
after being "attacked" by Buckbeak the hippogriff]
Malfoy: You're going to regret this.
Hagrid: Class dismissed.
Malfoy: You and your bloody chicken.
[Tom Felton's delivery is just great]
Haha! Me and my sister would keep rewinding to hear him say that over, and over, and over, and over again! Just the fact that he calls it a 'chicken' .. oh and Tom's flappy hair just dangling around when Hagrid is carrying him away.

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Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing! Are you in the beyond? I think you are!
Ron: Sure...
Professor Trelawney: Look at the cup, tell me what you see!
Ron: Oh yeah... well, Harry's got a sort of wonky cross... that's trials and suffering. And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that's happiness, so... you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it...
Hermione makes this scene funny, her facial reactions in the background whilst Ron's saying this

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Goblet of Fire
Ginny: [helping a speechless and queasy looking Ron into the common room] It's ok, Ron. It's alright. It doesn't matter.
Harry: What happened to you?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur Delacour out.
Hermione: What?
Harry: What did she say?
Hermione: No, of course.
[Ron shakes his head in pained embarrassment]
Hermione: She said yes?
Ron: Don't be silly. There she was, just walking by... you know how I like it when they walk... I couldn't help it... it just sort of slipped out!
Ginny: Actually, he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
Harry: What did you do then?
Ron: What else? I ran for it!
'What else? I ran for it!'
'Nuff said

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Order of the Phoenix
Ron Weasley: Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you...
Hermione Granger: I'll know you've gone back to normal.
Not funny for me, but INSANELY ADORABLE!

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Harry Potter: This is mad. Who'd want to be taught by me? I'm a nutter, remember?
Ron Weasley: Look on the bright side. You can't be any worse than old toad face.
Harry Potter: Thanks, Ron.
Ron Weasley: I'm here for you, mate.
This is sums up their friendship for me, leaves the biggest grin on my face

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In Order of the Phoenix at the Hog's Head:

Ron: Because You Know Who's back you toss pot...

That line just makes me giggle.
Haha me too Love it how Ron stands up for Harry

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Mrs. Weasley: "Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night."
Mr. Weasley: "Did you now! How'd it go?"
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LOVE THIS MOMENT! Just everything about it, Mr Weasley is such an adorable man, you can just assume he was secretly asking the boys how it went the second Mrs Weasley turned away again.
And his heart was really not set on telling them off, 'That was really wrong of you boys. Really wrong, indeed!'

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Not the absolute funniest, but I laughed at Lockhart's "this is an odd sort of place...do you live here?"
... and then Ron knocks him out after saying 'No!'

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These are my favourites:

Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and...
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Daniel's delivery of that last line makes it so funny. I just love how they're all having a little chat in the middle of the darkened corridor whilst all the portraits are trying to sleep lol

Quote:
[Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library]
Hermione Granger: [snaps her fingers] Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
[Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper]
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!
I thought I'd get tired of this cause it's EVERYWHERE! But apparently not

Quote:
Ron Weasley: How much are these?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: How much for me?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: I'm your brother!
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 10 galleons.
Haha Poor Ron


Okay I'll add my own funny lines after I watch the movies again. Man it has been a while! Reading through these has brought back so many memories!


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