Favorite TV Show Lines

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by GemmaBlack

Pretty much everything the Janitor says! Like "Knife-wrentch, for kids"

Dr. Cox: Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out!



Supernatural !


(about Bela)
Dean: Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**!
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

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Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Dean: *nods*
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

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Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

Man those lines from Supernatural are funny... I've never even watched the show, and they make me laugh. They kind of remind me of the X-Files humor wise... rip Kim... you were awesome .

[Fawkesfan1]

Got one from the Golden Girls --

Can I ask a dumb question? Rose to Dorothy

Better than anyone I know. Dorothy to Rose

Source: From Lifetime, during one of the commercials for the show itself.

another source where this came from


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*note to Mods: I did my best to find the sources for all of these quotes... and if there are any that I missed, source wise, I'm sorry . There's only so much that I could do, since it's been so long since I posted this originally.

[ILuvDarkMarks]

Friends

Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

Joey: How you doin'?

[Ross and Rachel are trying to decide a name for their baby]
Ross: OK, how about Ruth?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?

[At a soap opera awards show, Joey accepted an award on an absent actress' behalf]
Rachel: Joey, you can't steal an award.
Joey: I'm not stealing it. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: You don't even know what behalf means.
Joey: I know what it means. It's a verb. As in, I behalfing it.

Joey: I am telling this to Rachel.
Monica: No, Joey.
Joey: Unless...
Chandler: Unless what?
Joey: Unless you name your first born after me.
Chandler: What? Why?
Joey: Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribianni.
[pause]
Joey: Oh ho ho. You almost had me there.

[Chandler's roommate, Eddie has just accused him of sleeping with his ex girlfriend and killing his fish]
Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?
Chandler: Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish.

Chandler: Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.
Joey: I will not take this abuse.
[Walks to the door and opens it to leave]
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry.
[Burst into song and dances out of the door]
Chandler: 'Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy... '

[BubblyShell22]

From Glee:

Puck: Hey, ankle grabber, I had sex with your mother. No, seriously, I cleaned out her pool and had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.

From House:

Cameron: My Aunt Elisa lives in Pennsylvania
House: Ooh, it's story time. Let me go get my ba ba.

From The Simpsons:

Officer: Uh, Chief, maybe we better check that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot.
Chief Wiggum: Did you have the funny dream with the backwards talking and flaming cards, too?
Officer: I'll drive.

From Futurama:

Fry: Are you sure you don't want to kill all humans?
Bender: No, I love all humans.

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by ILuvDarkMarks

Friends

Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

Joey: How you doin'?

My two faves .

Moo point and How you doin'?

[Fawkesfan1]

Just remembered one from the tv show Taxi.

[Jim is taking his driver's test]

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Psst. What does a yellow light mean?

Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?

Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?

Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwww w liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?